What kind of egomaniac are you??
“Misuse my power as president”
Now we understand how and why you have fucked up America…!
Ladies and gentlemen. My president is infinitely cooler than yours. And also nerdier. This is not a conflict.
I knew I made the right choice.
OBAMA PLEASE USE YOUR PRESIDENTIAL POWERS TO REVIVE PHIL LIKE JESUS
omfg i love this man
Ladies and Gentlemen, my president.
That’s it. I’m moving to the US.
I remember reading this when it was first tweeted. It might have ruined part of the movie for me, but it was so worth it.
I Started humming “Hail to the Chief.” And I’m NOT EVEN AMERICAN. Please please please get another term…